Friday, December 20, 2013

The Top 10 Things I Tell You To Do

"I go around telling people what they should know at various ages-- you know, words they should know by 20, recipes they should know by 30, and so on. I usually organize them in lists, usually about ten things at a time, because 10 is a magic number for lists of things for people, and so they tend to believe me, even though I pull this shit out of my ass."