STRANGE WOMAN for Pet Set Rex by Maren McConnell

[ This scene has untold numbers of blanks to fill in. Like a partial Mad Lib... Anyway, it could use a beginning & an end, & possib...

[ Mannequin or statue stands on stage. Might be in a store window or other display, though not necessarily. 2  " tough guys," FRE...

[ Some kind of sweet, happy classical instrumental music plays. BUTTERFLIES 1 & 2 (any genders, & their first names can be change...

(A lies on stage, apparently dead. Maybe a flower is placed in A 's folded hands to make A look extra-dead . Enter B.) B: Hey, dud...

[ These could be 2 co-workers at neighboring desks or cubicles, or customer & worker (like a librarian), or many other things, preferab...

[ Note: This may also be funny with white actors. ] A: Don't you want to go to the beach? B: No... I'm kind of "white peop...

A: YOU'RE dirty. B: Yes. Yeah. I'm dirty. A: U B Dirt E. B: License plate. [ Pause while A & B stand there & look a...

There is a drinking fountain. It is not noticeable.   The only time anyone notices it is when they bump into it, but that happens. Now a...

Found this wee gem of poo on Pinterest today: Not 1 person? How about, oh, I don't know... Dick Cheney? How about Hitler? No? Stalin? Ra...

Thank you, Google gods & gods-esses, for restoring my blog to life! It's not my fault I was hacked! I am some kind of real person! ...