[These could be 2 co-workers at neighboring desks or cubicles, or customer & worker (like a librarian), or many other things, preferably not food-related. Also, they must be utterly serious & natural the whole time. Think of a parallel universe in which this scene wold be normal.]
A: How're you doing?
B: Oh, bacon.
A: Just bacon, huh?
B: Yeah. Last week I was toast.
A: Regular toast?
B: If you really wanna know, I was super toast.
A: Oh, yeah. I get like that sometimes, too.
[No end. This really should go on & on. Like a show. It must go on. Or maybe I'll think of an ending.]
A: How're you doing?
B: Oh, bacon.
A: Just bacon, huh?
B: Yeah. Last week I was toast.
A: Regular toast?
B: If you really wanna know, I was super toast.
A: Oh, yeah. I get like that sometimes, too.
[No end. This really should go on & on. Like a show. It must go on. Or maybe I'll think of an ending.]
