Saturday, February 28, 2015

Yes, boy, ma'am

"That's just how little of anything there is."
"Good. Now go away."
"Boy, will I ever!" (twirls cap on finger while speeding hence)

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Ducks Unreal

"I cared until I found out they weren't real ducks."
"Yes, that's usually a hard blow to weather. Are you going to be OK?"
"Couldn't say. Too soon to know."
"Time will tell."