And these choices are all subjective, of course. If any of these things happen to not depress you, maybe you're just having a less depressing life than I (wink, wink). Lucky you! Also, some of the items on this list were suggested by friends (Thanks, Larry & Bobby!).
I've alphabetized the items in each sub-list. If I tried to rank them some other way, that would depress me further.
Maybe this list will help you avoid some things that could depress you, too. Or maybe not. Enjoy.
More Movies to avoid
The Comedy - A creepily realistic portrait (starring Tim and Eric of Tim & Eric) of a spoiled hipster who may also be a sociopath. Very well done, but bleak as shit. You may know this person. He definitely exists.
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, "a beautiful and very depressing depiction of the massacre of hundreds of Lakota people by the U.S. government in 1890" (from "Native Actors Deserve to Be Seen" by Julia Jones, in Lenny Letter)
More depressing stuff: Read Part 2 here.
And here's Part 3.
And Part 4
As always, I welcome your suggestions for More Depressing Shit. Please comment, and I'll include any good suggestions in a future update.