(A lies on stage, apparently dead. Maybe a flower is placed in A's folded hands to make A look extra-dead. Enter B.)
B: Hey, dude. I heard you were having trouble with your whole life 'n' shit.
A: Sure. I've never won the lottery in any way, not even as a figure of speech. My life ain't shit.
B: What about... your HOME?
A: MY home? My home ain't shit. It's mine, so it doesn't matter.
B: You're wrong. Your home does matter. It matters to some awesome plants. Come on out here, you guys...
(Enter PLANTS, which can be either people in costume or plant puppets.)
A: Larry! Sarah! Dick!
(B & PLANTS hug.)
This is the best Christmas ever!
B: Good... because it's the last one ever! It's The End of Christmas! Goodbye forever!
(A & PLANTS all wave & smile to audience.)
A: Goodbye!
END.
B: Hey, dude. I heard you were having trouble with your whole life 'n' shit.
A: Sure. I've never won the lottery in any way, not even as a figure of speech. My life ain't shit.
B: What about... your HOME?
A: MY home? My home ain't shit. It's mine, so it doesn't matter.
B: You're wrong. Your home does matter. It matters to some awesome plants. Come on out here, you guys...
(Enter PLANTS, which can be either people in costume or plant puppets.)
A: Larry! Sarah! Dick!
(B & PLANTS hug.)
This is the best Christmas ever!
B: Good... because it's the last one ever! It's The End of Christmas! Goodbye forever!
(A & PLANTS all wave & smile to audience.)
A: Goodbye!
END.
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