"Hair One"
[at a... diner?]
CUSTOMER (holding out finger which may have a bit of toothpaste on it): Not one minute ago, there was a hair on this piece of toothpaste. Where do you suppose that hair is now?
SERVER: Was it a beautiful hair?
C: It was...a very... thoughtful hair... But that's not the point! A minute ago there was Long hair. One long hair.
S: We had long hair in here first.
C: I'd like a hair on my place.
S: Your place?
C: Yes. My... private place.
S: OK. You're right. Who am I to question you? I'm sure you always know what you're doing. You're my idol.
C: Yes. I win.
S: Me, too.
[Do they kiss? Dance around like happy puppets? Both? We'll see...]
[at a... diner?]
CUSTOMER (holding out finger which may have a bit of toothpaste on it): Not one minute ago, there was a hair on this piece of toothpaste. Where do you suppose that hair is now?
SERVER: Was it a beautiful hair?
C: It was...a very... thoughtful hair... But that's not the point! A minute ago there was Long hair. One long hair.
S: We had long hair in here first.
C: I'd like a hair on my place.
S: Your place?
C: Yes. My... private place.
[Pause. They just look at each other seriously.]
C: A hair on my place? Please?S: OK. You're right. Who am I to question you? I'm sure you always know what you're doing. You're my idol.
C: Yes. I win.
S: Me, too.
[Do they kiss? Dance around like happy puppets? Both? We'll see...]
It's a thinker.
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