Friday, September 27, 2013


A: Maybe if I just ignore it for a while, it'll do what I want.
B: Yeah. Let's just ignore it for a while.
A: Yeah, the more ignoring, the better.
B: Let's be all, like, ignoring people and stuff.
A: Yeah.
B: I'm gonna start ignoring right now. Ready? (Pause.) Now!
A: Wait, I'm not ready! (produces some kind of strange hat or helmet and puts it on.)