Divro: We're going to shoot this video, and we're going to show it before and in between the other parts of the show, ok?
Tamale: Ok.
D: So just get out there, and I'll already be shooting, and I want you to just do whatever. Just be yourself.
T: Just be myself?
D: Just be yourself.
T: Like how do you want me to be myself? What do you want me to do exactly?
D: You know... Just do what you always do. Just... Do what you'd normally do.
T: What I'd normally do?
D: Yeah. You know... Just... mess around.
T: Just mess around?
D: Yeah, just mess around. Goof around.
T: Goof around?
D: Yeah, you know. Just mess around. Goof around. Do what you like.
T: Just do what I like?
D: Yeah. Just do that.
T: Oh. Ok. I'll try to do that.
D: Ok. That's what I want.
T: So, like here... Here I am, in front of this fruit stand.
D: Yeah, yeah! That's great! It's, like, totally natural!
T: Yeah. So here I am. I'm just standing here. But if I get really natural, I might just... fall down.
[T sinks down on his or her feet.]
D: Ok, ok... or alternately, you could... wave at the camera. Yeah. How about you wave at the camera?
T: From down here on the ground?
D: Sure... Yeah, OK. I guess that could work... [T waves insincerely.] OK, OK, that's great... You're just... down there on the ground. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
T: Now what if I pull you down here with me? [pulls D's leg; D crumples down.]
D: Whoa! I mean... I guess that's cool. I mean, this is what you'd naturally do, right?
T: Naturally. [D keeps trying to videotape T.] I mean, I'm just being natural.
D: Of course. Right?
T: I don't know how else do be natural. I mean, this is just... me being me.
D: Exactly. That's exactly what I want.
[T slaps D over and over several times, first one cheek then the other, with a number or small, quick slaps. D looks confused.]
D: Brilliant! Just brilliant.
[T suddenly stands up.]
T: That's a wrap!
D [pleasantly surprised]: Wow! If you say so.
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[See the site of National Sketch Writing Month for the meaning of all this.]
Tamale: Ok.
D: So just get out there, and I'll already be shooting, and I want you to just do whatever. Just be yourself.
T: Just be myself?
D: Just be yourself.
T: Like how do you want me to be myself? What do you want me to do exactly?
D: You know... Just do what you always do. Just... Do what you'd normally do.
T: What I'd normally do?
D: Yeah. You know... Just... mess around.
T: Just mess around?
D: Yeah, just mess around. Goof around.
T: Goof around?
D: Yeah, you know. Just mess around. Goof around. Do what you like.
T: Just do what I like?
D: Yeah. Just do that.
T: Oh. Ok. I'll try to do that.
D: Ok. That's what I want.
T: So, like here... Here I am, in front of this fruit stand.
D: Yeah, yeah! That's great! It's, like, totally natural!
T: Yeah. So here I am. I'm just standing here. But if I get really natural, I might just... fall down.
[T sinks down on his or her feet.]
D: Ok, ok... or alternately, you could... wave at the camera. Yeah. How about you wave at the camera?
T: From down here on the ground?
D: Sure... Yeah, OK. I guess that could work... [T waves insincerely.] OK, OK, that's great... You're just... down there on the ground. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
T: Now what if I pull you down here with me? [pulls D's leg; D crumples down.]
D: Whoa! I mean... I guess that's cool. I mean, this is what you'd naturally do, right?
T: Naturally. [D keeps trying to videotape T.] I mean, I'm just being natural.
D: Of course. Right?
T: I don't know how else do be natural. I mean, this is just... me being me.
D: Exactly. That's exactly what I want.
[T slaps D over and over several times, first one cheek then the other, with a number or small, quick slaps. D looks confused.]
D: Brilliant! Just brilliant.
[T suddenly stands up.]
T: That's a wrap!
D [pleasantly surprised]: Wow! If you say so.
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[See the site of National Sketch Writing Month for the meaning of all this.]
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