[CAPTAIN walks into room. TEAM PLAYER sees CAPTAIN and makes a somewhat grossed-out face.]
CAPTAIN: Why do you look at me like that whenever you see me?
TEAM PLAYER [hesitant]: Mmm... you want the honest truth?
C: Well, whatever.
TP: It's your smell.
C: Well, try to enjoy it more so you can more easily pretend to be pleased when you see me.
TP: OK. I'm very pleased to see you. [tries to smile, looks very strained and uncomfortable]
C: Good. That's better. I love you a little bit, too.
[They try to force a hug.]
The End.
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[See the site of National Sketch Writing Month for the meaning of all this.]
CAPTAIN: Why do you look at me like that whenever you see me?
TEAM PLAYER [hesitant]: Mmm... you want the honest truth?
C: Well, whatever.
TP: It's your smell.
C: Well, try to enjoy it more so you can more easily pretend to be pleased when you see me.
TP: OK. I'm very pleased to see you. [tries to smile, looks very strained and uncomfortable]
C: Good. That's better. I love you a little bit, too.
[They try to force a hug.]
The End.
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[See the site of National Sketch Writing Month for the meaning of all this.]
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