Friday, September 21, 2012

Try To Enjoy The Smell

[CAPTAIN walks into room. TEAM PLAYER sees CAPTAIN and makes a somewhat grossed-out face.]

CAPTAIN: Why do you look at me like that whenever you see me?

TEAM PLAYER [hesitant]: Mmm... you want the honest truth?

C: Well, whatever.

TP: It's your smell.

C: Well, try to enjoy it more so you can more easily pretend to be pleased when you see me.

TP: OK. I'm very pleased to see you. [tries to smile, looks very strained and uncomfortable]

C: Good. That's better. I love you a little bit, too.

[They try to force a hug.]

  The End.

[See the site of National Sketch Writing Month for the meaning of all this.]